Posted on: January 30th, 2010 Sm@ll But Obvious Differences

by Gary Cuba

Mr. Rolfson, our l@test @dmission @t the St@te Hospit@l, continues to exhibit violent, potenti@lly self-destructive beh@vior. The roots of his ment@l imb@l@nce @re unknown; nothing useful @ppe@rs in the me@ger c@se file th@t @ccomp@nied him–only th@t he w@s picked up by the police for drunk @nd disorderly conduct. He insists th@t he’s been “displ@ced from @nother universe” @nd w@nts to return there. @s ne@r @s we c@n interpret his r@vings, he cl@ims th@t sm@ll but obvious differences drew him to this conclusion. The ex@mples he offered were nonsensic@l, utter gibberish. I’ve prescribed b@rbitur@tes for the present, until we c@n schedule him for prefront@l lobotomy.

Filed under: bad-ass, stories

5 Responses to “Sm@ll But Obvious Differences”

  1. Hattmannen Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 12:55 am

    Absolute genius!

  2. Hattmannen Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 12:55 am

    Absolute genius!

  3. rreugen Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 1:35 am

    Delightful :D

  4. rreugen Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 1:35 am

    Delightful :D

  5. Jim Brown Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    Very clever. Enjoyed it very much. Th@nks for sh@ring. :)

  6. Jim Brown Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    Very clever. Enjoyed it very much. Th@nks for sh@ring. :)

  7. Rezmason Says:
    February 6th, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    This is the first short fiction I’ve read that can be followed with “Badum-ching!”

  8. Rezmason Says:
    February 6th, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    This is the first short fiction I’ve read that can be followed with “Badum-ching!”

  9. G. Arthur Brown Says:
    February 10th, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    Yeah, so amazing that I nearly missed it. But well played, sir!!!

  10. G. Arthur Brown Says:
    February 10th, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    Yeah, so amazing that I nearly missed it. But well played, sir!!!